Garth went to college
became a dentist
killed the tooth fairy
became a hunter
maintains emotional balance
hugs people a lot
speaks to small children through a passive aggressive sock puppet
and has now turned his experience positive by helping other hunters
"His exact words were, “A fucking reset button? Like fuck am I coming back to canonically nullify my character arc.” I still can’t figure out what he meant by that."
Chris Evans pretending to be Tom Hiddleston pretending to be Loki pretending to be Chris Evans pretending to be Captain America.
OK I LOOKED UP GADRIEL’S NAME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE BIBLE SAID AND HOLY SHIT ASDFGHJKL;
NO NOPE NAW
IT WAS ALL A PLAN FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING. LUCIFER KNEW EVERYTHING THAT WOULD HAPPEN.THATS WHY FUTURE!DEAN BEGGED HIMSELF TO SAY YES, BEGGED HIM TO END IT ALL THERE, BECAUSE THEN THE ANGELS WOULDN’T FALL AND HIS BROTHER WOULDN’T NEED TO SUFFER MORE. THEY ALL KNEW. EVERYONE KNEW. EXCEPT US.
"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac does she think she’s doing"
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because
winston is not an isolated incident
#will graham is a dog collector
These guys, who dress up as popular comic book heroes and such, went to visit this little four year-old boy when he was dying from cancer. And at his funeral, they took off their masks while they carried his coffin, so to honor him.
I’m about to cry now.
THERE IS A LITTLE HULK FACE ON THE SIDE OF THE COFFIN I’M SOBBING
I’m sorry, but that coffin is so tiny… that just hurts.
(Source: ggungabythexmaself, via davidscott-theastronaut)